All Praise The Atheist Diet

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All Praise The Atheist Diet

I often wonder if telling people how you feel is worth it anymore?  Do people still listen to one another?  Society has put their faith in science and we now have answers for everything.  People should keep their beliefs to themselves unless they have strong empirical evidence to support their claim.  We have billions of dollars in studies that prove our food, water, and pharmaceuticals are safe.  Did you write a scientific journal?  Do you have a Doctorate degree?  Are you a politician?  Shut up and eat the forbidden fruit.

Am I allowed to believe in something I cannot prove?  Should I ignore my feelings if science contradicts them?  I get a warm fuzzy feeling every time I imagine God creating the heavens and earth.  “Now no shrub had yet appeared on the earth and no plant had yet sprung up, for the Lord God had not sent rain on the earth and there was no one to work the ground”-Genesis 2:5.  Tears come to my eyes just thinking about the Garden of Eden.  I want to believe in Adam and Eve.  I cannot find sanctuary in science.

I do not want to leave the Garden of Eden I created in my head.  My wife is always naked and the fruits and vegetables are way better than the organic produce at Whole foods.  I don’t see any airplanes spraying chem-trails and I have no fears of government.  None of the animals or foods are infested with poisons and our youth is not ravished with disease. Common core math does not exist and neither do immunizations.  Why did Eve have to eat from the tree of knowledge of good and evil?

I can hear the critics speaking now.  That guy is an idiot.  Everyone knows Adam and Eve was a fable!  There is no evidence God is real.  Monsanto makes better fruits and vegetables than your God could ever produce.  I vote for the DARK ACT.  There is no need for a Malathion, Chlorpyrifos methyl, Methoxychlor p,p’, or Piperonyl butoxide pesticide label on your church communion wafers.  Its none of your business if the Catholic church is feeding parishioners pesticides?  The body of Christ  may or may not be contaminated?  Are church nutrition labels telling lies?  None of that matters now that science gives us better answers than God.  All praise the Atheist diet.

I want my children to eat from the tree of life and share the wonderful stories of Genesis.  I found happiness teaching my children how God created fruits, vegetables, livestock, and natural resources.  How God said from Genesis 1:29, “I now give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the entire earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food”.  How can I teach my children a genetically modified apple is sacred?

I live everyday of my life wishing I could have done a better job protecting my son from Type 1 Diabetes.  I put blind faith in our food supply, healthcare system, pharmaceuticals, and vaccinations because faith in God was never published in a scientific journal.  I’m supposed to believe an unknown virus caused my son’s body to stop producing insulin and that doctors know the best way to treat him.  Have mercy on me Lord GMO for not putting my faith in a multi billion dollar industry.  I need Asylum from science.

The happiness of a child has no correlation with fast food places with playgrounds, excessive sugar intake, or convenient processed foods.  Don’t ever let anyone make you feel bad for trying to protect your children from Science.   I will put my blind faith in God and cast my doubt on Nutrition Labels.  Never be afraid to share your beliefs!  I believe God can save our children once we stop putting blind faith in science.

Peace Out, Bread Not Bombs!                                                                                                                   Gotta go work on my campaign for Organic Twinkies & Ho Ho’s.

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